My husband sent me a website about a woman and her breasts. I have size D, naturally. My husband wrote me and said this woman said a lot of things similar to what I had said over the years.

I’ll tell you, she says them much more elegantly than I did. But then I never wrote them down.

If you have large breasts and want to commiserate, read the article. If you have small breasts and want to hear all the bad side of having large breasts, read the article. I guess if you just have a thing for breasts you can read the article, too, but there aren’t any pictures.

Note: The article is now gone. From now on I am going to start quoting the stuff that I think is important. It’s not there forever, after all. 7/6/05