First, a terrorist is caught with the Dept of Education files in his pocket and a list of schools in the US.

Now 25 Chechen terrorists are reported to have entered the US in July.

You know them, right? The Muslim extremist group who starved children for three days before setting off bombs and shooting the kids.

[Cue creepy voice]They’re here.

God, please protect our children. The US’s children, particularly, God. But the world’s children too.

Thank you that my kids aren’t in public schools for me to worry about them.