Yes, I know

There was a Philippino spy in the White House. A naturalized American and a Marine, he stole under Gore and Cheney.

There was a boy who died, maybe in a suicide bomb attack that went wrong, maybe related to Muslim terrorism, maybe trying to murder thousands… in Oklahoma.

I know. But I’m so tired of all the news.

The most interesting thing I’ve read was the story of the 13-foot python that burst trying to eat the 6-foot live alligator.