I mailed off Cpl. Smith’s pacjages. Took me over a month to do it since I got his address, but I finally did it.

The guy in front of me was trying to mail porn to an APO address. But he hadn’t put it in a box. So the postal worker knew what it was. She wouldn’t mail it. She told him he could get fined.

I was a bit worried about it, because the calendar was from Hooter’s. But Hooter’s mailed thousands of them, so it must have been okay. No one was naked or nude.