Brought to you from Reuter’s Health.

Cola consumption in women leads to weaker bones. That’s from a study of 2500 women. To get rid of the bad effect, the women had to drink less than one cola a month. I want my Dr. Pepper!

And from Wired. (I read this somewhere else earlier, but it’s in Wired on Bad News Tuesday.)

Women’s facial bones deconstruct faster than men’s. So he looks distinguished, because he still has those strong bones. And we look old because our faces get mushy.

Just one more thing to discuss with God later.