I had my hysterectomy. They had to take my ovary, so now I’m on hormone replacement therapy. And they cut my bladder, so I’ll be on a catheter for 10 days.

I’m groggy still, even thought it’s been 30 hours since the surgery, but I was wide awake all night, so I might just be sleep deprived at this point.

I’m itching all over and am hoping that ends soon. If not, I won’t be doing the patch for my HRT.

Okay, Gem. I’m ready for the horror story now.