My youngest, who likes music, says that in Country-Western music, the guys are always singing of having been left by the women, but that in rock and roll, the women are always singing of being left by the men.

I guess you should be country, if you’re female. And be rock, if you’re male?

Would that make C-W the first goth? (Goth women tend to be bossy and primordinate in the relationship.)