Reuter’s says hearing loss and vision loss are linked among seniors. I’m not quite a senior (In fact, according to a proposed Kenyan law, I have six more years of youthdom.), but I’m losing my distance vision in my right eye. That’s freaking me out. I went to an opthamologist and he said, “That’s normal.” But I looked up presbyopia, which is normal, and that’s near vision that you lose there.

The real problem is I can’t afford any more hearing loss. I already can’t hear people with my left ear.

I’m done now, God. Please.