To the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Can you
homeschool legally?”

On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Do you give
them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “What about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?”

On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “YOU ARE SO
STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “How long
will you homeschool, YOU ARE S0 STRANGE, what about P.E. , do you
give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Look at
what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO
STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they
socialized, do you homeschool legally?”

On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Why do you
do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you homeschool,
YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they
socialized, do you homeschool legally?”

On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “They’ll miss
the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long
will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E. do you
give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?”

On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “What about
graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what
they’re missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!,
what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can
you homeschool legally?”

On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “I could
never do that, what about graduation, they’ll miss the prom, why do
you do this, look at what they’re missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them
tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?”

On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “Can they
go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they’ll
miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they’re missing, how
long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do
you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?”

On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: “They
Can go to college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we
don’t like the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing
nothing, we’ll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them
P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL
LEGALLY!

On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, “How can
I get started, why didn’t you tell me, where do I buy curriculum,
when is the next conference, WILL PEOPLE THINK WE’RE STRANGE? I
think we can do this, if you will help us, can we join P.E. and
we’ll homeschool legally.”

I got this via email and thought it was funny.