At least not according to Go to Quiz. Got that, honey? I am NOT a compulsive reader. Therefore, I can order those seven other books off Amazon and hit Barnes and Noble and HalfPrice Books, even though all 19 of our full size bookshelves are full. They must be your books. Because I am only a “dedicated reader,” not a compulsive one.

Of course, the quiz didn’t ask, “Have you ever read someone’s mail because you were at their house and you had already read every single other thing in their house?” (I stopped as soon as I realized what I was doing.) It also didn’t ask, “If you had ten dollars would you buy a book or dinner?” (I have often gone without food to have books. Yeah, books.)